MelloHello

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

lolsofunny:

He pasta way.

(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via an-erect-penis)

That awkward moment when you are so bored and say you have nothing to do but in reality you have a bunch of homework to do and you still rather being bored that doing it.

goreandmutilation:

explorelearning:

within-the-seahorses-belly:

So i found this

*clicks buy*

omg i want it

i thought u couldnt buy african americans anymore

(via an-erect-penis)

• beast: hey I just met you
• beast: and this is crazy
• beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
• DONT YOU DARE
• TOUCH
• MY WEST WING
• WOMAN.
• UNDERSTAND?
• beast: so come to dinner maybe

deadlyvibes:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via an-erect-penis)

pitchblackglow:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

(Source: plottwist, via an-erect-penis)

• wake up: exhausted
• 12 pm: exhausted
• 3 pm: really exhausted
• 5 pm: really freaking exhausted
• 7 pm: about to pass out
• bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns